At least make sure they are 18
Why
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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