i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
