As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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