you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
