I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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