Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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