even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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