i just wanna soil my oats bro
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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