I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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