is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Dear god my vagina.
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