Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
