I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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