so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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