The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Success! We fucked roommates!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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