Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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