Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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