Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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