I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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