do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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