maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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