Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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