what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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