just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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