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I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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