About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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