Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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