I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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