it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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