Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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