Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
