Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
