Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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