'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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