I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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