my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Randomize
