Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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