I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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