thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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