porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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