white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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