u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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