I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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