69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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