we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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