We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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