3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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