I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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