Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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