it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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