new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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